Thursday, October 3, 2013

BABY BLUE




Guess I got what I deserve

Kept you waiting there too long my love

All that time, without a word

Didn’t know you’d think that I’d forget, or I’d regret

The special love I have for you

My Baby Blue………………………………………………………….

Not in my wildest dreams would I have ever conceived that one of my favorite songs, Baby Blue, from one of my favorite albums, Badfinger’s Straight Up (released in Dec 1971), would have been the final tune accompanying Walter White’s departure from the world of 'Breaking Bad.' Walt did indeed love his Baby Blue Meth.

Walt, aka Heisenberg; metamorphed from a mild-mannered high school chemistry teacher into the most ruthless drug-lord in North America. He finally admitted last Sunday Night to wife Skylar, "I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was, really ... I was alive.” So it went in the series finale of ‘Breaking Bad.’ In the end though, everything Walt did in the final episode, he did for love, in a strange sort of way.

All the loose ends were tied up: Walt has a tender goodbye with the long-suffering Skylar and his baby girl. He turns over the GPS coordinates to her to facilitate a plea bargain for the location of Hank’s desert grave. He gets one final glimpse of Walter Jr. The sanctimonious former Gray Matter partners Schwartz’s are duped/coerced into turning over Walt’s last $9,000,000+ over to his family without incurring Federal interference. The trashy Lydia dies a well-earned, slow, poisonous death courtesy of the ricin put in her sweetener and Uncle Jack and his Nazi/White Supremacist Brethren are blown away by Walt’s genius 'remote in the trunk' machine gun, with Walt himself putting the final slug into Uncle Jack. The shackled, tortured, enslaved meth cooker, Jesse Pinkman, strangles the calculating sociopath, Todd, with the chains that bound him! Best of all, Jesse, drives away hysterically free, into the night, off to a better life. And finally, Walt dies of a gunshot wound after lovingly admiring the meth lab with Baby Blue playing in the background. Gotta be the best series finale in all the annals of TV history. 
So, this begs the question, what are The Top 10 TV series finales of all time? Not surprisingly, I have come up with a list. You may be disappointed to see the conspicuous absence of the final episodes of Cheers, Taxi, Friends, or All in the Family. I never really watched any of those programs. I am ashamed to say I enjoyed the final episodes of The Brady Bunch, Bewitched and Dallas, but they didn’t make the grade. The final airings of 24, ER, and NYPD Blue were great, but they can’t crack my Top 10. You will never see the final episode of Seinfeld on my Top 10 Best list. I loved the show, but the final episode was the worst of the entire series run and was a huge letdown. So, without further adieu, here is the Top 10, in descending order:



10. St. Elsewhere

While never dominant in the ratings, St. Elsewhere was enough of a critical favorite that it lasted six seasons and won 13 Emmy's, and made stars out of cast members such as Denzel Washington and Ed Begley, Jr. In the final episode we learned that the entire six-season run was merely a figment of Dr. Westphal's autistic child’s imagination, as he gazed into a snow globe containing St. Eligius Medical Center. Most people hated the ending, I thought it was a nice touch.



9. Lost
I know, with Lost either you hated it or you loved it. I thought it was pretty dang good. From the first shot of Jack’s opening eye to the final shot of his eye drawing closed, Lost was a show that took chances and respected its audience’s intelligence. There was nothing like it on TV before and there very well may be nothing quite like it ever again.




8. Quantum Leap
I have fond memories of this little show because I always watched it with my daughter, Ari. This was the story of Sam Beckett leaping through time and space, sent by some unknown entity, to set things right in the universe. The finale

showed that Sam had the ability to leap home all along, he only had to will it. What was keeping him from doing so was the realization that the one person he needed to help was Al (he had refused to tell Beth in an earlier episode that Al was alive in Vietnam, so she married somebody else). So, Sam wills himself to that scene and tells Beth. Beth doesn't remarry, and at the end of the show it is explained that Al and Beth had four children and stayed married for nearly forty years, and that Sam never returned home. All was well.


7. M*A*S*H
The M*A*S*H finale was on of the highest rated shows of all time. A story of war, heartache, high jinks, and friendship.

As Hawkeye departs the site in a helicopter only to see Hunnicut has spelled out “GOODBYE” with the rocks below, remains as perfect a closing image as has ever been seen on TV.




6. Star Trek: The Next Generation
I loved this TV show! How can you not admire Patrick Stewart's Jean Luc Picard? The perfect contrast to the the swashbuckling James T. Kirk.

In the finale a confused Captain Picard  finds his mind shifting back and forth in time from the present to seven years in the past to 25 years in the future. Picard soon learns that this is the result of a massive anomaly that must be destroyed before it consumes all of space and time.

In the world of sci-fi television (heck, television in general), “All Good Things…” is a perfect finale, with the time anomaly allowing long-departed characters such as Tasha Yar to return as well as getting a glimpse of the character's futures. 
The episode ends with Jean Luc, now aware of the precious little time he truly has with the people he loves, stepping in to play  cards with his fellow crewman. It’s a pitch-perfect ending to a great sci-fi show.



5. Friday Night Lights
FNL was a great show about high school football in Texas that was really about so much more. The series virtually died of poor ratings, but salvation came in the form of a deal with DirectTV, which allowed the show to run for three more fantastic seasons. Coach Eric Taylor molded boys into men and was a great husband and father, the perfect role model.
The show always cared more for the lives and struggles of its characters than it did for football. And yes, the East Dillon Lions do win the State Championship. 
Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose......



4. Battlestar Galactica (2009)
In this series finale, Admiral Adama's small group of surviving humans finally find home: earth. But in a slight twist, it is earth 11,00o years ago. After surviving so much at the hands of the Cylons, they have a chance in begin again. Don't tell me you didn't shed a tear when President Laura Roslin finally passes on.


3. Magnum, P.I.
My favorite TV show ever. Thomas, Higgins, T. C. and Rick. I miss you guys. The series finale did not disappoint. Magnum re-ups with the Navy, finds his daughter, Rick gets married (maybe), and Higgins finally confesses to being Robin Masters, or does he? I guess we'll never know for sure.


2. The Fugitive
Wrongly convicted of murder, Dr. Richard Kimble, finally tracks down the one-armed man that killed his wife. Kimble's nemesis, Lt. Gerard shoots the one-armed man with a rifle. I have a vague memory of the murderer's corpse falling from the water tower. The finale aired in August 1967, I was 11. I guess it made quite an impression on me.


1. Breaking Bad




Note: Since Sunday’s telecast, Baby Blue has been getting about 5,000 downloads a day from iTunes and other sources. There is the possibility the song could slip back into Billboard’s Top 40. It peaked at No. 14 in early 1972. The power of 'Breaking Bad.' Not bad for a 42 year old song!

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Does Lightening Strike Twice?

Are the Football Gods against us?
 Whatta week this has been! The Dodgers extend their lead to 10 1/2 games, I held my Fantasy Football league draft and College Football 2013 kicked off! After months of anticipation our beloved BYU Cougars opened their season in Charlottesville, VA against the Virginia Cavaliers. Unfortunately, as the ghost of Thomas Jefferson smiled from above, the heavens opened and lightening, thunder and torrential rain doused the stadium leading to a 2 hour 9 minute weather delay. Unless you resided in Utah or Virginia, the majority of this game was not available for viewing. Those ding-dong wing nuts at ESPN cut away from the game with just a few tics left in the first half, moving the telecast down the dial to ESPN3. As far as I know, there are a handful of Eskimos in Barrow, AK who receive that channel. And to pour vinegar on the wound, those dang Cougars gave yet another game away at the end losing to UVA's hapless ACC castoffs 19-16. [According to my ESPN Score Center App] A potential perfect day turned into one big soggy quagmire! Needless to say, the BYU Faithful has fallen into deep depression with Texas, Utah, Boise State, Notre Dame, Georgia Tech and Wisconsin still looming on the schedule. I love BYU's competitive schedule, but has Tom Holmoe gone overboard? So, I ask the question, will the Cougs be bowl eligible at season's end? We'll see.....Hopefully, the skies will clear and heads will be held high next week with a big win over the Texas Longhorns in Provo! Can't wait...
Taysom Hill, Future All-American or another Jake Heaps?

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Doctor Forsling's Crooooze Diet




If you are around my age, I'm sure you have struggled from time to with your weight. As the years roll on, so do the lbs. The older you get, the tougher it is to maintain that svelte physique from decades ago. Diet Center, Lean Cuisine, Atkins, Lose Weight While You Sleep, and finally Weight Watchers. I have tried quite a few with varying degrees of success and failure. I've thought about trying the Liberace Diet, Watermelon Diet, Jenny Craig, NutriSystems, The Grapefruit Diet, Cabbage Soup Diet, Caveman Diet, Fat Flush Diet, French Women Don't Get Fat Diet, Glycemic Index Diet, Hormone Diet, Macrobiotic Diet, Master Cleanse, Mediterranean Diet, New Beverly Hills Diet, Shangri-La Diet, South Beach Diet, Volumetrics Diet, The Zone Diet, and even The Skinny Bitch Diet. It is almost impossible to find the right one! Well......I have had a break through!!!! I have some up with a medically proven program that guarantees instant results over just a short 3 week period! This program is a little pricey, requires significant travel, and includes vigorous exercise. [Sorry, there is no easy way to drop those pounds] My new cutting-edge diet program is called "Dr. Forsling's Croooze Diet" You are guaranteed to crooooze and looooze those pounds! Here is how it works:
First you will need to book a 12-14 day cruise. It doesn't matter where you go as long as your cruise ship has an endless amount of delicious, wonderful food. I would definitely recommend Celebrity Cruises. Once on board, it is critical to maintain the mindset that you will be eating THREE full meals daily plus snacks. There is no calorie counting on this diet! Typically, you will enjoy 2 of your daily meals aboard ship and lunch ashore while touring. It is also imperatively critical that you walk at least 5-10 miles each day while sight-seeing. Just don't forget to hydrate.
BREAKFAST
Here are some suggestions for you:
Double Eggs Benedict Waffles and Sausage. This was a typical breakfast for me. One day I had only 3 sausage links.

Sausage and Eggs with Cream Cheese Blintz's

Over sized donuts are always recommended

The Classic Brunch. Eat a little bit of everything!


LUNCH
Lunches are fun because it gives you a chance to indulge on the local cuisine. Here a a few things you may consider:


Margherita pizza in Venice, Italy

Fried Rabbit Maltese Style

Authentic Greek Gyros in Athens

Fresh Fried Fish Burano Style, Italy

Lobster and Pasta Burano, Italy

More pizza and cokes Venice, Italy

Twin Cokes, perfect with every meal

Weird Turkish food (but good) Sirince, Turkey

Dessert is always a must on my diet program. Hard to resist when it is Baklava in Crete, Greece


Chocolate Souffle with Whipped Cream. This was so good. Imagine eating a warm Hostess Cupcake filled with Hot Fudge and topped with whipped cream. Unbelievable!!!
DINNER
This is when things get a little crazy. Don't worry about eating late because it is unavoidable. Dinner starts at 8 and goes till 10! For this diet to work make sure to always start your meal with a shrimp cocktail. In fact, two are better. Then salad, soup, appetizer, then the main entree. Oh, it is mandatory to have at least 2 desserts. Here are a few examples to whet you appetite:
Don't fill up too much on salad when there are so many other things to enjoy


Prime Rib

Beef Wellington

Duck

Flatbread

Pheasant

Salmon

Side dishes very important. Lobster Mac and Cheese is to die for!

Spring Roll

Beef, it's what's for dinner!

Apple Pie ala mode

Yum

Chocolate Souffle with ice cream (Was better in Venice)

I never had any cobbler this good at Scout Camp

Macadamia Cheese Cake

Chocolate Lava Cake with Creme Brulee: The Dynamic Duos of Desserts
After following my diet religiously and traveling for 18 days, I had my official weigh in at Weight Watchers. I lost 3.8 lbs.!!!!! So, there you have it. The scales never lie. Enjoy those vacations! Eat what you want, when you want. When in doubt have another dessert.

Crooooze and Loooze!!!!!!!!!

[DON'T FORGET THE EXERCISE PART OF THE PROGRAM]

Monday, July 22, 2013

Royally Ridiculous

Prince William and Kate in June 2013 [Dig those medals. What did William do to earn them?]

The big news of the day was the Royal Baby Buzz! Princess Kate has given birth to a future king, and the world is in a tizzy!

Outside the hospital today. Really?

 We were talking about it at work today, would she have a boy or a girl, what will be the name, and so on. What is it about these Royals? Why do we care? My wife follows the Royal's exploits and I asked her what the big deal is. She said it is all about the history. Really? I don't buy it. There has got to be some other allure. My sister stayed up all night years ago to watch Charles and Diana's wedding. I'm sure she did the same for William and Kate's. What did these people ever do to deserve our adulation and affection? Is it because as Americans, we don't have any Kings and Queens or Princes or Princesses? Do these royals remind us of all those fairy tales mommy and daddy read to us as little tikes? I just don't get it myself. My ardent critics will be quick to point out that they just don't get my devotion to Star Wars or my addiction to sports. So, hey I guess we all have our fun little vices. I have made one observation: At least Kate Middleton has great teeth. Most Brits can't make such a claim. Congrats on the new arrival! Let's hope this little guy doesn't screw things up!

Here are a few fun facts about those beloved Royals: 

Royalty


Queen Mother
Kings and queens are not just characters in fairy tales. There are more than four dozen reigning monarchs in the world today. Spain, Morocco, Lesotho, Nepal, and the Netherlands are a few countries that still have royalty. These people of royal blood are the children of the children (and back and back) of former kings and queens.

British Royalty

Kings and Queens

They are the descendants of royal parents. A reigning king makes his wife a queen. A reigning queen makes her husband a prince.

Princes and Princesses

These titles are reserved for the children of kings and queens, the husbands of reigning queens, and for the grandchildren who are descended through the sons of kings or queens.

Nobility

The children of nobility are called lords and ladies.
These are the descendants of powerful and wealthy landowners who passed their titles on to their children and grandchildren. From top to bottom, here is the order of British nobility as well as the terms of address. (Note that counts are European but not British.)
Rank Term of Address
King “Your Majesty”
Queen “Your Majesty”
Prince and Princess“Your Royal Highness”
Duke and Duchess “Your Grace”
Marquess “My Lord”
Marchioness “Madam”
Earl “My Lord”
Countess “Madam”
Viscount “My Lord”
Viscountess “Madam”
Baron “My Lord”
Baroness “Madam”

What Was So Great about Catherine the Great?

Catherine II, or Catherine the Great, was the empress of Russia from 1762 to 1796. During her reign, she built schools and hospitals, promoted the education of women, and allowed religious tolerance. She extended the borders of Russia by acquiring much of Poland. Many artists, teachers, and scientists moved to Russia because of the freedom of ideas she promoted.

Who was the Victoria of Victorian?

Queen Victoria ruled the British Empire for close to 64 years, longer than any other British monarch. She became queen in 1837, when her uncle King William IV died without an heir. During her reign, the British colonial empire was the richest in the world, owning one-fourth of the world's land and ruling more than one-fourth of the world's people.

The Six Wives of Henry VIII

Henry VIII was the sixteenth-century king of England who is remembered for his shocking treatment of his many wives. Here is what happened to his six wives:
Catherine of Aragon Married 1509, annulled 1533; mother of Mary Tudor
Ann Boleyn Married 1533, beheaded 1536; mother of Elizabeth I
Jane Seymour Married 1536, died in childbirth 1537; mother of Edward VI
Anne of Cleves Married and divorced 1540
Catherine Howard Married 1540, beheaded 1542
Catherine Parr Married 1543, survived him

More Royal Titles Around the World

The sultan of Brunei rides in a golden chariot for important events.
Czar/Czarina: The ruler of Russia until 1917.
Emir: The native ruler in parts of Asia and Africa.
Emperor/Empress: The supreme head of an empire. The ancient Romans had emperors; the Japanese still do.
Pharaoh: A ruler of ancient Egypt.
Raja: An Indian prince.
Shah: A sovereign of Iran.
Sultan: A head of a Muslim state.